What is real?

My thoughts of late turn to that which is . . . fake. Fake eyelashes and hair, that is. I splurged on some eyelashes (and other things) while shopping at Sephora. I have yet to actually try them on, though I'm sure it will be a comical event. Now I am searching online for fake hair on a weft that will work with my hair color, which is, um, blondish-brownish-reddish? I have no objective idea WHAT color I'd call it. Anyone who knows me IRL want to help out?

In case you're wondering, Natalie of Delirium Tribal/ Columbia Alternacirque is responsible for this obsession.